What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?